Did you know you can just buy a vending machine and put whatever you want in it? Vodka, blunts, heroin, Irn Bru, anything.

This is actually a bargain. My gf costs way more

Speak for yourself

Except the retard didn’t just burn his house down, he burned thousands of people’s houses down in such a way that nobody could ever live there again, and came very close to burning down the whole continent in the same way.

(I’m still in favour of spicy rock steam)

Engineers hammer is used to smack things and see what happens. You’re not meant to drive nails or shape metal with it, but it’s used to do inspections.

For example, a structural engineer inspecting a truss bridge might go and smack every stringer or strut near the rivet to the beam to see what happens. If the strut jiggles a bit, then the rivet has loosened and might need to be replaced.

If a bit of steel is heavily rusted, the engie might belt it really hard to see if it breaks due to deep corrosion, or if it’s just surface rust.

The sound you get from smacking a bit of steel can also tell you about the material, good steel will bong and reverb, bad steel will be dull and not reverb.

They forgot “water”

What?

Or more rubber bands

Just dial us into a black hole again.

I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.

Yeah but you get it all 1000 times faster and mum can still use the phone at the same time

Please add Fishing Barents sea to your megasim please. My Sjarken needs to sell its pollock in your fish market simulator

If you have to ask, you can’t afford it

Leave the bottle…

On the 7th day he was arrested (he knows what he did)

I am a lazy pirate

Which beige box will turn me into a femboy?

Yo Imma need Attice’s digits, and a bag of sestertii

😬

Figuratively me