Kinda looks like this Elden Ring boss.

I can confirm it’s not. I always get this warning whenever I do a fresh install of Windows 10 and try to install Chrome.

Abby Normal?

You can’t have deoxyribonucleic acid without dihydrogen monoxide. 100% of people who have ever come in contact with it have died!

If they’re so smart, why haven’t they invented fire yet hmm?

People vary in height throughout the day due to spine compression. You are at the tallest in the morning before your spine has had time to compress. Adults get shorter as they age largely due to the same phenomenon taking place over many years.

But I think that says “average human” and not “average height”.

Michelin tells you where the best restaurants are so you can drive to them on their tires ;)

Guinness started the world record book to settle bar bets.

1. Upload Topic A
2. Comments discuss Topic A
3. OP edits post to Topic B
4. Comments reflect Topic A discourse.

When Topic A discourse is applied to Topic B, it changes the entire context and tone of the conversation. I’ve seen it used to make humorous posts where the OP was transparent about the fact that they would change their posts to make the person responding to them seem crazy. While being upfront about that for the lulz is fine, it can easily be abused if the OP has ulterior motives. The OP can post flamebait, some people fall for it, then the OP edits their posts to seem more grounded and reasonable, while making the people replying to them seem unreasonable.

All that said, I’m sure the mods have change logs of posts and some people would definitely notice the edits. Not to mention the Way Back Machine.

I’m sure someone smarter than me could come up with worse abuse of the post edit system, and why it wouldn’t really matter too much in the end.

If this came from a coworker: 😀

If this came from management: 😡

For me it’s more kicking me while I’m down. I do not need a new windshield right now, life!

Anybody know what hydrogen and helium say?

I’m talking out of my ass, but it could mean that the natural conclusion of democracy is mob rule, where nothing matters besides the sentiment of “the mob”, a large group of like-minded people. Here he was falsely accused of theft but because enough people believed the lie, he was taken to jail based solely on sentiment.

Or not. This is my take on his “democracy manifest” comment.

What do all of these trees have in common to collectively be called “yew”?

Bob the Builder encourages confidence in one’s abilities. He says “can we fix it?” And then immediately responds with “yes we can!” and expects you to respond the same with him. The meme is saying their decline in their self confidence and even world view started when they didn’t respond “yes we can” but instead “no we cant”

Understood. Thanks for taking the time to educate me!

Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.

I think you did a pretty good job

An Ötzi reference, in my Lemmy?

I gotta agree with the post. Millie would be a cute alternative Mildred. The name reminds me of mildew.

They’re only mammals after all.