Put it in some rice

Maybe the pee is not waste, but spontaneously created to God’s will. " I want to pee, sure would be nice if I had a penis right now" - a diety that does not plan ahead, probably.

Why should every part of God need a purpose? What does efficiency mean in the face of unlimited power (palpatine.jpeg), or simplicity in the face of omniscience? Why does God have a penis? Cause he wanted one I guess. They are nice for peeing too.

Is this what the furries see… Yiff 🙃

That’s not what my orb said…

Thought these were sand benders from Avatar, ha

The future if text documents were Json:

City_pic.png.xml

A word document is xml

Oof you’re right!

Stupid sexy succulents…

Just say the truth, whose the real “good boy”!

Yeah I imagine they could have some sort of click to expand functionality

They need a hydro homie

For everyone with a peloton, you can flash the bike with an aftermarket software.

That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about futons to dispute it

I’d be down for Donald Glover

…I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this…

I do it to level up jumping. I jump over city walks and I’ll jump over your whole character arc, idgaf I’m khajiit

From shore it looks like the ship goes up doesn’t it? But what is happening when you’re on a boat and go on the ocean.? Maybe the water mountains are like silicon breasts as you ride along them they depress under the weight?

Half a year latre