He used to have one too

Isn’t this an actual proper use of the POV format though?

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Obviously nobody wants to brag about being a jobless nerd who posts on social media all day.

What? You’re in the minority here. DA2 is known as one of the most notoriously bad sequels ever made.

It was obviously made under extreme time constraints, as well as by a different team due to EA meddling.

It is a blatantly unfinished game that had good ideas that didn’t get enough time in the oven.

Dragon Age 2 is a bad game

Because ceiling cat watches on HIS terms

Larry is the only one who makes me worried about where my wife goes at night.

Am I the only one here who while peeing, flushes the toilet and tries to race it as it goes down?

Tell us what the free gift was you fuck.

You know what you did.

Geebo stole my cat and made me take feet pictures to get him back.

Where do I get the rat slippers?

Asking for a friend.

Having sex with older women shouldn’t be frowned upon, and I highly recommend it to anyone who’s on the fence about it.

My younger cousin once came back from a fishing trip at a local pond in Nebraska and kept talking about the butt fish and how its face looked like a butt. So you’d ask him what he meant and what did it look like, and then he’d drop his pants and moon you and run away.

His name was Garrett, and now he’s married and took over the family ranch. I wonder how his wife puts up with him.

Dead bedroom confirmed

Where can I buy a cone costume?

Bone Tomahawk had a VERY short checklist to meet.

• Someone gets scalped with a bone Tomahawk

And BOY did they deliver and more.

I got into an argument with a coworker over whether or not Grover qualifies as a sex icon. Everyone agrees that Gonzo is, but Grover was much more divisive.

Todd Howard is essentially an alternative religious figure at this point, and I’m tired of pretending he’s not.