Didn’t every guy go through a stage where they punched walls? Or did I really struggle with anger issues during high school?

Hey don’t panic.

We don’t just know you smoked a bowl. We also know your family, your friends, and your third grade teacher and we’ve snitched on you.

I just walked by a guy who smelled like a weed shop.

Wow, history right before our eyes.

My wife’s grandfather. That lady is like first gen feminism.

Well ol Grandpappy sent much of his life savings to sponsor a Asian wife, getting her a house and a new car. Then he was ready to leave my grandmother to start a new life. But Grandma found bank statements and they divorced and got mucho of the split.

He tried to live with his sponsored Asian wife, who ended up being a story like OPs.

Grandpa fucked around and found out he is now homeless.

When it first came out, for some reason, I thought all games would start following Valve’s lead and introduce commentary.

And now two decades later, I don’t know if any other games have.

Then again, we have other ways like game devs talking on podcasts/live stream.

I thought it was just me! I played every HL game as a teen. Now 20 years later, my old eyes seem to struggle a bit.

And yeah, changing FoV is what solved it for me.

Same. This picture is surprisingly accurate.

I see this as malicious compliance, and I love it.

Fun fact: internet explorer was originally built off the File Explorer.

I kinda stopped following programming for windows a decade ago. But in sure there is some ancient code from 30 years ago that is holding some critical files together.

Need a Explanation?

(Gestures vaguely in the air)

You literally cannot search for Mastodon without getting a weird ass 2-paragraph manifesto about The Fediverse.

End users just want to use shit.

This is unfortunately the world of open-source.

1. Nerd tells you to use the open-source thing.
2. Non-technical tries it and asks questions
3. Nerd proclaims it’s not a real problem/your fault/not applicable/fix it yourself
4. Some company takes that open-source version or idea, makes it easier for end users and monetize it
5. Nerd gets angry and repeats step 1

Source: I am nerd and I contribute to open-source.

It’s a shitpost youre not allowed to bring logic into this

Please don’t pee on your partner without consent.

Windows was shitty after the superior WinXP. I’d argue 98 was all I needed but XP was when disk scanning/defragmenting was baked in.

I discovered nothing except self reflection

This is funny on the internet but I met this guy at coding conferences.

Sony has a history of being terrible with security.

They literally built malware two decades ago.

Ubisoft did that too for a while, forcing Ubisoft logins. And they’re continuing to lose staff and shut down games.