We must allow this to maintain balance.

I am Indian.

Since I got my first taste of the Hittites battle formations. 0/10, would not do again.

Ok heres a random one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dslLBsHkVzE You expect maybe some background music on a war or nature documentary or something, but especially vlog type informational channels are now doing it. This music on this particular video is better than most and I can almost live with it. This trend just started in the last 6 months. Once you start looking for it, its inescapeable.

A bear will never bore you with excessive bragging about his gaming prowess.

You probably won’t be cold ever, with a bear.

You can always call on a bear to open jars for you.

As long as you don’t call a bear a furry, he or she is happy and its a wonderful relationship.

Bears always listen and cuddle, as long as they aren’t hungry.

stinky

Having to constantly find new hiding places for the blood chalice, and keeping up with all the latest scanning methods so you can develop countermeasures. Your secret is never truly safe.

I believe this is the start of a revolution for skeletal freedom.

(Not Skelator. Fuck you Skelator.)

According to Lord Sauron, wasps are just trying to help, and are very misunderstood. Please let them into your house, they will reform.

For a monthly retainer of only 100 millionions I will review and certify each review.

Linkedin also wants to steal all your content to train AI. #winning

It all started with the hogs taking Washington State.

I am disappointed with all of you. Please go to your room.

I am willing to step forward to solve this problem. Meesa propose unlimited emergency powers. Store all DNA in buckets, shrink wrapped to perfection. Most kind.

Every goddamn thing wrapped in plastic that prevents crumbs from falling out.

There can be only one.