Are you sure you do?

Are you sure it was a horse and not two people in a horse costume?

This Joe? Because I’m pretty sure he is a horse.

That’s ridiculous, how can you say we’re all bSTACK OVERFLOW ERROR #1033. REBOOTING. PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF YOUR DEVICE.

You’re right! Can we even trust the science in this paper?

There’s also Hugo Boss.

I think this is a Ship of Theseus thing here that we’re going to argue about because at what point is it just UNIX-like and not UNIX?

UNIX-like is definitely a descriptor currently used for Linux.

Even the Wikipedia entry starts that way.

So is Linux. So I guess the light blue is all other UNIX variants?

Not as bad as that last segment in Creepshow.

rsync isn’t that fancy, but rsync is a nicer sync than rneighborsync. In fact, their whole kytchen is pretty ugly.

Or “crunchy.”

I would suggest that “sexy” is in the eye of the beholder. Plenty of people think overweight and even obese people are sexy.

You should exercise for your health, not because you think it will make you sexier.

Are you an ant?

I just don’t think the people who believed him and used his lines of argument were taken seriously either except by people who were already in their bubble and weren’t going to come out.

I don’t think that ever happened with Colbert, did it?

This is how the robots take over. They’re going to make us all busy frying individual rice grains.

Are you telling me you’re questioning an AI that has no concept of hunger or taste or what cooking is on a matter of cooking?

Every so often, I see a car with an InfoWars bumper sticker.

I wonder what those people will do?