I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It’s detachable.

Nestle would poison every source of water in the world if it meant swelling a few more bottles of water.

More red around the blue.

Should have 5 years ago. Mostly cause fuck disney, but I get why you had it.

It saw what we did to earth, and knows we’d like to do the same on Mars.

Current import price: 80

Current USA made price: 100

Tariff import price: 200

Tariff USA made price: 190

A lot of departments can’t even get qualified applicants, so many positions are there but going unfilled.

It was more than that. I’m 1996 round trip tickets were 7500, about 12000 in today’s dollars. I can get a round trip ticket under 400 bucks today for NYC to LHR. So it wasn’t 3x, but 30x the price.

And most are willing to pay less even if it’s a 6 hour flight.

They you just put 25 and call it good.

They will implement it, they are just trying different methods until one sticks.

I was at a party with a small group of friends recently. We were all talking in a group and then one guy started watching tik/insta/whatever with the volume on. Everyone kinda looked at each other like wtf? I asked our friend if he wanted to borrow my headphones to watch that. He took the hint and rejoined the conversation. I still was gobsmacked someone would do that while hanging out with people.

Aka a cool 272 Rankine for our US folks.

That makes sense, I was thinking we would see it coming, but definitely not.

As old and massive as the universe is, if it could have happened, it likely would have already.

Or a summary would be nice.

The Internet has become a very censored place in the last few years. Lots of words that aren’t cursed get censored: suicide, guns, sex, drugs, actual drug names. I think it started from tik tok censoring words cause china, but also people afraid to ‘trigger’ others and then it kinda became its own thing unfortunately.

When you buy a bottle of 1000 for around 15 bucks, and it lasts you a decade… Amazing!

Yes, things are pretty peachy in the world right now.

It takes less time to cook than bread, but most other proteins take a bit of time to cook as well.