The inaccurate ones are the scariest. That crab isn’t remotely natural, it must be the work of a truly gifted and insane necromancer.

Two punches for calling it Aluminium

Sometimes I’m guessing, but my guesses are more informed than yours and I’m only suggesting giving it a try because it will be faster than this argument we’re now having about it.

Carry a gun with you. If someone tries to rob you, grab your chest and say “Call an ambulance!” Then pull out your gun and say “but not for me!”

There are 10 kinds of people in this world

Sure, but we’re in a job interview, right?

Would you please be the boss of me now?

I was a senior project manager at Twitter

Pro gamer move when everyone keeps buying out your fav snacks

what are people going to do? go somewhere else?

Amazon fucked up on this part of the enshitification strategy because there are still plenty of other options

Yes, you need to say more. I have absolutely no idea what that is and I don’t want to Google it if it’s really that horrifying.

Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

If they can’t vibe with that I don’t want them ever coming over again

The path of a bullet is parabolic. You ain’t hitting shit with that math, yo.

If you’re using the piped link, skip to 0:52

https://youtube.com/clip/Ugkx8NtRZQt43DBrVgwOwCrJa_3ci2J3Nsva?si=1IQVyis8GBz0S6nB

Ok, sure, that’s a lot of mayo. But I didn’t think OP was referring to an amount consumed in one sitting. Surely there’s someone out there that just loves macaroni salad or coleslaw who ends up eating way more on a longer timescale.

Yeah, that’s going to require some travel, so it’s going to cost more, but I’d go as low as $20,000.

It matches my Stanley

How long is that going to take? Can we do it via Zoom? If it’s not inconvenient for me to attend this meeting I’d be down for $1/second. My number is higher if it has to be in person, but I’m not gonna act like it’s a high number.

The Amazon near me has a “Just Fuck Off” policy. They redecorated the old Toys R Us building a few years ago and then never bothered to open the store.