IMMA YEET THEM SO FAR

Then why can’t I yeet a bunch of goldfish

Wasn’t my intention at all. My bad.

Not polite when somebody asks you about your job? Believe it or not straight to jail

Smaller the pickle bigger the heart or something iono put that on a Hallmark card

Yep was just a dumb joke like his.

I’m in Missouri so apparently I’m surrounded by silos

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You people are the sewer mutants of the internet

Fuck it put him in charge

Lets laugh at him for having beans.

This is important.

We now side with cancer.

-Official statement

Thank you for reminding me there is at least some comedy coming in the future

That would probably actually really get through to me

I fear Denny’s

See how the windows open? That’s so you can stick your arm through and flop it around while screaming. Nothing bad could happen.

I will literally cry if Trump takes coffee from me

Didn’t he knock him out at one point and then hold him up as they cut to commercial?

Liking the book? Eat soup bitch.