Yeah. I somehow caught that. I wasn’t responding to you.

And that makes it better how?

I think he accidentally called you perfect.

Won’t somebody feed the trolls?!

Or trolls. I swear the internet as a whole forgot that the best way to deal with all of the above (AND idiots!) is to stop engaging.

I blame modern social media. People are too well trained to feed the algo, even here on the fediverse.

No! I vanted orange!

“Neat!”

TIL Stamets is named after a real mycologist.

Mycelium > yourcelium

You neved heard phylum before? You phylustine!

Yeah. Apparently I’ve been using swings at recess wrong this whole time.

Sex on the internet

Edit: Holy shit it worked!

They want to be zany and cool. Nothing more to it.

People have always done that.

Oh well. Shiteuropeanssay was fun too.

Do we have a shitamericanssay community already?

I’m thirty-seven. I’m not old!

That shit slaps!

There has to be a way to fit Star Trek in too…

Was at 10 yesterday, since I was playing Arkham Shadow and you don’t get much more badass than being Batman.

Today it’s 1. My whole body hurts. The one point comes from me not oversleeping this morning.