Isn’t that the whole game, though? Recontextualizing things to solve puzzles? I was thinking maybe it had a fucked up story or lore; I’ve never actually played it, but I hella want to because the premise of swapping game mechanics with words and such sounds awesome.

So Damn Insane

Shit, they shoulda seen me when I was around 10 and my favorite sandwich was just mustard and cheese. Sometimes without the bread!

Feeding a mouse WD-40 will make it stop squeaking. Permanently.

Wrong.

The bottom of the ocean is gonna be sand or dirt or rock. Possibly all of them. The water will actually be sitting above the bottom.

Real facts: The gnarliest thing about the first submersible to touch the bottom of the Marianas Trench was only down for like, 30 minutes IIRC, because it had a glass porthole and they were unsure of its stability (even though it was hella thick and had a pretty small diameter), but they wanted it to be able to observe what was down there. But when they hit the ground, it kicked up a cloud of silt and they were unable to see anything for the whole duration they were down there. Oof.

I know how fucked up and/or weird everything else here is but…

What the hell is wrong with Baba is You?

You got me. Vivat Roma!

That takes effort and would invalidate it as a shitpost.

I was wondering what the fuck was up with sometimes seeing straight up porn in thumbnails on YT. I thought it was just porn that was uploaded and not yet removed.

They hate women; ergo they hate trans women.

Can’t wait for single use, plastic, vending machine guns ala Cyberpunk 2077.

If I have a daughter, I’ll name her Swamp Thing.

Plenty of them do. And I hate it. They need to be on the sidewalk, not the street.

To be fair, the dude is made of glass. It’s amazing he can break walls at all.

“Well Sephiroth, you’re an odd fellow but you steam a good materia.”

The craziest thing that happened while I was there was some dude brought a gun, had it in his locker, and ended up shooting himself taking out when going home.

Is that a French phrase or is it supposed to be a guy talking with the cotton and suction hose in his mouth?

Having worked at the plant in Fremont: The design has probably changed multiple times just in the past month. They were constantly making small little changes to the way various things were put together so that not even a single batch of cars made in the same day would necessarily be exactly the same design. It was one of the few cool things about how they operate.

Safety of the workers in the plant worked the same way. Some dude biffed his forklift and almost took me out with his long-ass load. Managers and safety people were on the scene in less than 5 minutes and already laid out new rules for the forklifts about how long their loads could be to prevent it happening again.