Oyster enema?

Thought emporium said that microbiologists are the most super stitisous and that if it took sacrificing a goat to get better results they would

“Obet the groove” for theme reasons but for personal choice “heart of a dancer”

Better keep some chash saved if you run into the lockness monster

Is it hotter down south than it is in the summer?

To be fair the one that was spotted when they got their name was standing on two legs at the time and the scientist couldn’t be bothered to keep watching

Cthulhu shows up and people start trying to dose going mad to get high

Please let this be a normal field trip

If I had to be stuck with a feminine body I’d probably just go the rest of the way and get some boobs

The term healthy as a horse is mostly survivorship bias

The term healthy as a horse is mostly survivorship bias

If they don’t need to travel faster than light why should they

Speaking in tongues is just a dialup tone?

What if messages from god can’t travel faster than the speed of light so we are receiving prophecy meant for long dead and far off civilizations

AI “DJ” that reads you news and local events after a number of songs

OWO what’s this? (BANG EEEEEEEEEE)

Ya I got nothing against linux and I’m going to switch my old laptop once get the time and a flash drive small enough but I find it’s practically like the reddit meme of the upvotes dropping on the guy’s head

Is there an equivalent to godwin’s law for Linux users? If you don’t have someone mention ditching windows you’ll never think to do it yourself

If it’s aggressive enough might have to damage what it uses for an antenna

When are they going put out the new “magic smoke” flavour I’ve heard about, burning electronics isn’t cheap