If you leave them all in place they all turn into free mulch and compost anyway. And you avoid using the fossil fuels to power the mower you don’t need in the first place.

What about For(r)est Gump?

Plain Jane

“Sucks” isn’t even a swearword! Are we j*st going to st*rt censoring normal w*rds now?

But Mug root beer isn’t even good. I’d rather just drink Pepto Bismol.

And then wait for the next right-wing psychopath to buy up that one? You can’t jump off Twitter to another privately held platform and not expect the same to happen there sooner or later.

They don’t have to take away your power if you stop yourself from using it first. Don’t willingly give up your voice.

“Significant other”. It’s a stand-in for any partner (boy/girlfriend, husband/wife, commonlaw, fuckbuddy, etc)

Not only wouldn’t he see a punishment, but he’d be elected a second time to do it again!

A 20 year old car can be perfectly functional.

Not if the car manufacturers get their wish. They’d love to force you to buy a new car every few years. Having tech installed that becomes obsolete fast would help make you upgrade.

North is W
West is A
South is S
East is D

… unless you hit Q or E and rotated the camera, in which case you’re fucked.

Don’t worry, that can be sourced locally. Trump produces enough bullshit to supply the country.

They won’t, but they bought me a brand new shiny copy of Linux Mint.

Just take it and pretend you’re scrolling Lemmy for 3 hours before telling them the battery is low.

That’s a Canada goose. They get pretty big.

Definitely shopped though.

That’s not hypocritical. That’s reaching your target audience.

I feel like I should bookmark this picture because it’ll probably come in handy.

“Microsoft”

That’s what you’re for.

Read rhymes with lead the same way read rhymes with lead.