I prefer reading an erotic book. And well…you know where the other hand goes that isn’t holding the book.

Gaming at home

Exactly, literal seconds of effort :(

Lemmy.world

Now that 64GB is the standard

I’d have to figure out how

It looks like it’s raised up off the desk by the circular portion in the center. Still annoying to press but a finger probably fits under there.

Like Trump

Some dinosaurs were fish. Therefore you’re a dinosaur.

Can’t they just triangulate you from cell towers?

Take the battery out I guess?

You won’t be able to hear them! Problem solved.

What if you just…wore headphones? Will security escort you put with a baton?

My listed job duties are infinitely vague and I’m responsible for everything.

Why no headphones? Is management a bunch of Nazis?

Why is every comment after this removed?

Cold hard floors?

I love them for in the garden and shop. They’re hideous, but I don’t have to bother with socks or taking the miniscule amount of effort it requires to put on shoes.

1.2x

I also use it as a computer monitor though.

I got a 42" 4k computer monitor instead

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