It gets them to stop squeaking

Some thoughts are better kept away from people

Mike should only fight against people he already beat, like his ex wife.

Say what you will about Mussolini, he does a great salami impression 🙃

Well, someone has to pay to keep the land off of poor people.

And meat after all that feed gets tariffed.

But they float in a pool, right? That’s safety, baby

My first reaction was “Ouch”. My second reaction was “yeah of course that’s a thing”

Pool toys, like inflatables? I guess that’s one way to practice safe sex

As long as it’s a shitload of beans on tomato paste, I’ll eat that slop.

Coromon didn’t get a huge media deal that could have the potential undermine the Pokemon franchise. Nintendo going after them would be just needless friction since patent lawsuits are hellish

Mexico about to make a killing in shipping.

I mean, if they really really really wanted that incumbent advantage, Biden could have stepped out.

Damn I didn’t know 50 leftist shitposters on the internet had so much power that they can flip an election. Maybe they should try to do what they ask if they want to win

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Those three monkes look like they’re singing For the Longest Time

Just make sure to keep the mistletoe below you at all times

Yeah, about that…

In America they make you pay for your child’s own religious indoctrination