Have a pilots license?

You’re given the choice of being able to cultivate one

Or forage the others

Imagine hearing about this fabled thing all your life and then immediately after grabbing onto you it ghosts you.

It’s also gonna break your bong st some point.

Our own Caligula.

Anyhow, that’s why I’m freebasing creatine now.

One day you’ll pull the last of it out and then you deflate

Gonna make a novelty insta devoted to hairy male nipples

Bet it can beat Tik Tok to a congressional ban

If I have some nicotine after a coffee it feels like I get faster refresh rates as well.

Feel like your chances of seeing one of the dozens of people who hold like half the wealth in the world is pretty slim on the street.

They’re easy to spot if you have them.

They’ll appear as thin squiggly lines running underneath your skin, usually a different pigment than your natural skin tone.

skill issue

get better at wasps

Just hit them with Indy

There’s a few at work who have admitted to still playing. Blizzard owes a lot to the very concrete social structures built around the game.

If flamingos are used to signal it’s a swinger household I’m afraid to ask what this means.

I know they ain’t quite the same, but you might be better served at finding some spores. It’s the mushrooms that will get you in trouble.

Peyote might be an option given your locale.

Imagine how someone like Robert Saleh must feel.

Two days ago he still had 3/4 of a grueling NFL season to prep for while managing a not yet in rehab Aaron Rogers. Yesterday he was very surprisingly fired from his head coaching duties.

Outside the while ego aspect, that sudden unshackling of all those responsibilities must have felt great. He’s got a completely empty calendar until January to mold as he pleases.

It’s always going to have that distinct Pizza Hut smell. That grease is baked onto the inside of that building like Teflon in your intestines.

They’d like to

SOUTHERN XPOSURE

60 MILES ON THE RIGHT

All those poor sensory deprived truckers sweating bullets because 150ft billboards are edging them at five mile increments down the highway.