How do you know that the mouse’s car is a pickled cucumber and not just a nonpickled cucumber

Microsoft Teams isn’t all bad! For example, it bogged down my work computer so much at start up that I would basically get an extra break.

Yes, but he was diagnosed with terminal cancer in 1990. People generally wouldn’t pursue the office if they knew they would die in only a couple of years.

Jesus had no bio dad to give him a Y chromosome and was FTM

Same with bald people

Starring Ewan McGregor Mendel

Some people have never even looked at a dang banana

IRL Daredevil villain

Hi, my name is HUH??

My name is WHUH??

My name is BWUH??

Slim shady

This Wilbury really do be traveling

Kafka was only appreciated after his death

Been trying to

At first look, I thought he was holding up a bullhorn straight at the camera instead of there being an annular throbber on the screenshot

Save jellyfish by polluting the oceans with plastic

POV: you are Judas selling out Jesus for 30 pieces of silver

https://lemmy.world/post/20894731

Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle

Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools

It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead

Can’t wait until we get trolley problem CAPTCHAs and we have to choose the square with the most expendable human lives