Ahh I do love that classic Harley sound…

Looks like it’s holding a big baby. Awwww!

If I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well…

Pac-rat

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries

I think any truck gets a pass. Even a Honda Civic raised an inch or two, slap a bigger greenhouse on it, and send it on it’s way as a CUV.

I suspect the growth spurt has more to do with “tax loophole trucks.” I might be wrong on both points.

Chickens are also infinitely easier to shove entirely into your ass. I’m stealing this!

I can hear this one: a deep, gravelly, male voice just going “ahhhhhhhhhh!”

Don’t buy the cow if you’re lactose intolerant.

“It belongs in a museum!”

Pronouncing realtor like “real-uhh-torrrrr”

'Should of" instead of “should’ve”

Don’t leave us hanging! Finish the story! Please let the person that said “it is what it is” die a gruesome, dark, and slow death. But not me because I didn’t really say it… I was quoting, and that doesn’t count.

Sure, but ananananas-pen doesn’t have quite the same ring now does it?

Magic Eightball

Très jolie!

Let me get my milking gear. For the tiny udders.

8.1 was a lot more different under the hood than it appeared. It was much more than a tweak or a patch. I’ve always felt like it was more of a Windows 9 with a retro 8 theme.

https://mermaid.live This might handle a lot of the GUI in combination with some scripting and a few other bits tossed in the mix.

But mostly came to demand cat tax!

Sometimes you feel like a peanut is not a nut!

Sometimes you don’t!