This is the way

Linux and sock member?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qcipCQalzA

Your point being?

Check rule 34 for the answer

frantically searching Google for the ‘right’ answer

He was farting, apparently

Turkeys are the most advanced fish?

Literally survived Tiberius, Caligula and Nero in the span of a few decades.

George Foreman better watch out

Oh hey it’s me: a shell of my former self and full of crap

Yep those ones.

Mine were bath toys for sure.

I had a jeep that changed colours from army green to bright yellow. Also an old school caddy that went from purple to pink. All metal; great toys

No, no, no. All things on the internet are 100% true.

20 lbs of foot long nails.

Could go with a box full of spring loaded snakes.

Mom?

@MicroWave@lemmy.world c’mere for a second…

It might be low on iron, or overtraining

Pretty soon we will all be jizzing out ABS plastic like an out of control 3D printer spool

They are like station wagons, or the rings of power. Only about 20 were made and they just change hands because they are indestructible.

Three wood laminate bowls were given to the elves for they craved salty snacks

Seven were given to the dwarves, so they could munch deep in their basements

Nine were given to men, to hold their ramen. They later became edgelords, twisted by the dark lord Joe Rogan

One was crafted in secret, and holds Cheetos in the white house.