So good! I love that I’ve got a ton of time in the game and there are still so many secrets and things I don’t know.

Gotta cough to get off 🤷🏻‍♂️

I don’t know how it works under the hood, but from a user perspective it behaves like it’s in BFU. Biometrics disabled, phone code required.

Long press of power and volume up for a few seconds puts you into BFU.

Hot take: I think you might be Jessica.

More information here: https://www.sciencealert.com/where-does-a-shrew-do-a-poo-in-its-very-own-loo-of-course

!remindme how annoying these fucking comments were.

My Stardew Valley spouse is very happy with me I’ll have you know.

My brain on drugs: bad, probably

My brain on thinkpads: almost certainly an improvement

It said “yeah”.

Double checkmate.

I just asked it and it says that it can.

Checkmate.

At least everyone in this call is professional enough to be off casket.

It’s how you test the temp. You wanna see that good sizzle.

They are really only good to eat when young. Older ones are riddled with parasites and very tough/gamey I hear.

What kind of map designing maniac uses a different texture for the inside of the door way? Absolute mad lad.

I love the leak in the other room. Get ready to reset the counter folks!

He’s high as balls

It’s going well

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.