Humanity is fucked when you can buy death from a vending machine. Where are the vodka vending machines? No? Just things to kill people.

Damn your Daikon is thicc!

Twitter (I will always call it that-fuck you melon head musk), is just fox news for the internet, a fascist hate app.

It’s gonna crash like a self driving tesla. It’s gonna fall apart like a cybertrukkk.

I love that they were leaving flowers.

Twitter disappears when racism ends. Twitter will stay the cesspool it is.

That article was funny!

Always take it with food.

Surveillance Economy.

Tiny dicked incels with zero social skills who think women are property. AKA fascists.

This is the USA, it’s all a pay-as-you-go country. You will be required to work yourself to death to be able to have anything nice at all. That’s the model. Corporations make the rules, the government will not help us. Economy, corporate profits and giving money to the wealthy are the priorities. Nothing else matters.

I usually give away the golden rings as gifts. But drummers feed a lot of guests.

So… did I miss the cooking time on this recipe? 350 for how long? And this recipe serves how many??? What is happening right now?!?!!???

Welcome all you shiny new Firefox users. Get a cup of a hot beverage and enjoy your freedom.

Now do a pumpkin! A really big, fat, lumpy one. Better safe than sorry.

You don’t have to celebrate your birthday, or any other holiday for that matter. You are allowed to make choices. And when other people get mad, remind them that you are not interested and that’s your choice. They are free to celebrate without you.

That would be fun. And when you get to the name, don’t say yours, loudly say ‘satan’ or ‘zeus’ or ‘slappy the clown’. Whatever comes to mind. And then laugh like a cereal killer afterward.

Vacationing on Mars? Have I got a hair product for you.

Twitter is an everything app… everything & everyone you don’t want or need.

My favorite is, “Teslas Are Boats”.