Spotify: downloads songs

Me: plays downloaded songs

Spotify: buffers for five full seconds

Me: PRAY TELL WHAT FOR?!?

As long as he wasn’t snoring, you can sit behind your dad and imagine he’s the one narrating.

“Oh god, not this shit again.”

45 minutes later

“But WHY does Abigail have to go to the nunnery? She didn’t do anything wrong!”

Drywall?? I distinctly remember him pulling down load-bearing bricks!

Businesses and personalities have different sets of followers on different social platforms and this is an easier way to give everyone the same content.

Sure, some people are going to use it with spambots, but it does have legitimate purpose for real people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikkFyIKNB60

I like to invoke the old magic of installing from a disc.

Run, Adora!

The Galveston Coffee Shootout.

Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!

“You can never go back. YOU CAN NEVER GO BACK!”

95, to be precise. Only two years older than William Shatner.

Little too late for that…

I like how Joe Biden AND Dark Brandon are on here.

Jerry Lewis: “All the voting, and the screaming of the orange man, and THE NICE LADYYY!”

If it doesn’t go well, I’m just going to move to one of the smaller US mainlands.

Shark: “Hai~ <3”

Same energy as me holding Ctrl and pressing S seven times just to make sure.