Phyton

My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of… Malk?

Where are the meme police when you need them?!

I asked for an American tech worker salary, and they’re British so they thought it was preposterous

I interviewed with them and wanted to work for them. They said I wanted too much money :(

I feel like nobody here read the actual article.

But I agree, it’s a ridiculous product with no use case.

She’s the bread winner; he sits at home, plays Xbox, and smokes weed all day

Kagi and Orion

They would, but don’t expect it from Tesla. Other companies are making actual, real progress while Musk continues kicking the can down the road with bold promises and no timelines.

sh.itjust.works does great by me!

Typical republican: “I fucked everything up, but only I can fix it”.

I can’t find Saddam in there, anyone else?

I know people who I thought brilliant until they said they were voting for trump. Way to shatter my opinion of you, jagoff.

I still don’t

sporty douchebags

That’s generous. Most of the ones I see are the fat rednecks with goatees. The kind who set a photo of them with a caught fish as their BoomerBook profile pic.

I could see using it if I didn’t look like a lost ski slalom racer. Like Meta’s new glasses, but not chunky and stupid. Like, if it looked like a normal pair of glasses. Identifying people, objects, reviews by just looking at a thing, those sort of things would be handy.

Apple Vision Pro? Nah thanks.

went to Myrtle Beach once on Memorial Day weekend

sALt LiFe

They also get to use their pointless bro-dozers! Go on, you can drive through the water across the road!

Joke’s on you, Safari.

Tits out for Shabani