This is the way

Countdown until Musk sues every single one of them for the crime, no treason of not giving him all their money.

No idea but that’s the point of view of that picture. The view clearly being my stance, not the series.

And then have an out-of-body experience where you watch yourself doing that from the outside.

But EA clearly know how to rake in money with the yearly version of SportsGame 2021 2022 2023 2024. They are expected to make just as much cash by releasing the exact same movie every year. Who knows, maybe they’ll add microtransactions.

Countdown until it turns out that everybody associated with any competition to Musk’s companies just so happens to be a criminal Trump siccs his DOJ after: 5… 4…

Huh. Looks like I read that differently than others here: I thought for sure the family man (who cheated on all his consecutive wives), who loves his neigbour (unless they’re non-white, non-rich or non-straight), who would never commit crimes (unless he felt like it and could get away with it by buying judges and winning elections), etc etc was the one crushing actual christian values.

I feel like this picture would benefit from putting all the steamrolled values there in quotation marks.

1. Not true at all. Vile lies spread by the Democrats.
2. Okay, maybe it is true, but it’s actually a good thing.
3. Okay, maybe the results are catastrophic, but it’s actually the Democrats’ fault. The solution is higher tariffs.

“Fuck that particular con, I have a president in my pocket now.”

Oh no, cover your ears, poor innocent American! You heard nothing.

This is almost as bad as when we had to carpet bomb another village to a crater last week to prevent the public from finding out that …

^{women have nipples too}

But if the people who actually post something have not posted yet, or example because they were just born and thus too busy learning how to breathe to post yet, are they born cool even if they are then prevented from posting? Is a born-cool poster who loses the ability to post through a freak curling iron accident retroactively unborn cool? Is a born-cool poster who has yet to make their first post Schrödinger’s cool poster until they actually make their first post?

Which oune wold yo souggest?

Bit slow in the frames-per-second department though.

A million seconds is a little over 11 days.

A billion seconds is a little over 31 years.

Billionaires should be required to count out their dollars individually every few days.

I dunno… Still better ratings than the star wars star cruiser hotel thingie.

*Hannibal Lecter

“Go on, eat me. See what happens.”

“I’ll digest you!”

“Frank, this is the third time this week. Just admit you’re into it.”

Sure, you go and “curate” and put only half of the donation in the exhibition area and it’s “fine” but when my zoo gets a panda on loan and I decide to do the same, everybody’s all mad all of a sudden.

At least they can finally admit that they are not a car company.