How much do we pay for politicians and their security to go golfing?

Technically it just makes their carbon footprint even larger

Aren’t cicadas the same?

You can share windows and entire screen with Meet.

The truck has a penis?

Pixel is Chinese right?

Really? Right in front of my salad?

The patents were filed after Palworld was released

Should I buy a new phone now instead of waiting until next October?

It puts the Joe Dirt in the hole

He’s bouncing off my booty cheeks I love the way he rides. I can hardly breathe when he’s pumping deep inside.

Or a door man

But will it have porn?

What if your torso is large because your large liver because alcoholism?

Yeah but then you don’t get a promotion because you didn’t have an impact… I’m sorry, impact is not in my job description.

Basically Google Stadia

Gamblers fallacy or law of large numbers…

Do you know any that connect to Plaid to get transaction data from my banks?

The randomly fired 2 people on my team one morning. I think we’re doing the evil shit Amazon does with stack ranking. It’s so toxic. Fuck this place, you only get the bare minimum now. Anyone know of any software engineering unions?

Jupiter Ascending