I ain’t seen the bridge!

Where’s that confounded bridge?

You woulda been living my dream lol

And there probably would have been cool rocks.

As an elder millennial I also did not get that one.

That makes sense, thanks for teaching me something today :)

I don’t speak Spanish (helpful eh?) but I remember when I was in Mexico I went to a cool place called Xel-Há, which was pronounced shell-ha. So there’s one.

Just workin’ on my night cheese. 🎶

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Now it’s over, I’m dead and I haven’t done anything that I want. Or I’m still alive and there’s nothing I wanna do.

I can’t think about how old that song is, it hurts me.

See also: ‘irregardless’. 😤

I’m conflicted

If you did forget your towel I suppose a blahaj would suffice.