And his Torso looks less like Krang/a Cybertruck than in real-life.

Like he’s going to let us into Heaven to trash it after seeing what slobs we were down here.

Joke’s on them, I won the robot dogs over with my pets and can turn the sentry turrets against the guards.

Strawberry eclair so it blends in.

Agree to disagree.

Fyi, on arcade cabinet high scores, the three characters provided are just enough to spell out ASS, if you’ve got the gumption.

I know I shouldn’t, but I’m bad!

I doubt anyone can prove they’re AI.

Edit: You guys really dislike fat tigers.

I’m at a bar on my phone, but this sounds like a perfect job for AI.

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Relevant username.

Life…uh…finds a way here at Jurassic Park.

In the original version, they say no such thing:

https://youtu.be/zsMpFb1CNRI

Then the atheist professor dropped the chalk and, to the surprise of that haughty demon, it did not break…

First, they came for Wordpad, and I did not speak out–because I did not use Wordpad…

They didn’t call it the Constitutional Cumvention for nothing.

You’re gonna want to get some tweezers and collect those bad boys one-by-one, to be safe.

Earth is lovely, it’s humanity I struggle with.

Depending on the year/grade, could be Harriet’s Magic Hats, could be Brave Little Toaster, could be creationist propaganda.

Same year as Barbara Walters. But also Audrey Hepburn and Grace Kelly. Yasser Arafat. Ed Asner. June Carter Cash. And, famousbirthdays.com tells me, TikTok’s Gangsta Grandma.

Edit: They were all born the same year Wyatt Earp died.

Sony boss asks customers to push back harder.