Mayor Poopington

I love getting drunk in the dark. I should check out norway

For when you run out of 5.56 before third period biology

You should click that link you decided not to follow. It goes into the context of the photo itself.

Well I got that step right

I have no issues with piracy, but streaming pirated materials is just dumb. Streaming pirated materials of a company that is known for being litigious? Just put your whole dick in the wasp nest.

That’s why this is funny.

I thought that was the butt monkey guy!

He’s also the guy that said having sex with women is gay. Real charmer, that one

I have a tortilla pocket on my cargo shorts. It’s where I keep all my tortillas.

Oh my god you’re right, let me just flip this switch here. Don’t know why I didn’t think of that.

Can someone explain like im 5

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think I even spend that much time on my actual job

im the same except when i go loud i get hard

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.