This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

For those interested

That’s how elections work: one wins, everyone else loses

They lost the election

Sounds fair

Yes, that’s the problem

Watch your l*nguage, my dear

Still even people new to writing have a good intuition about that but formalizing this intuition is a different story

But I’m allergic to almonds and gluten intolerant!

No Klein bottle? Not even a small one?

Please, it’s w*rd, we want to keep this f*mily friendly

I once heard that monkeys will just go to the typewriter, tipe the same letter a few times and leave. Doesn’t sound like Shakespeare to me

I lost the game

There is a difference between “btw etymological this used to mean that but since X we use it in other contexts as well” and “no, you are wrong”. The difference is one is fun at parties, the other is not.

The etymological fallacy…

Sigma meme

You wouldn’t kidnap a baby

Boy, that’s alot!