What? Windows has sucked for like 20 years. Google turned to shit when they got rid of “don’t be evil”

Dynamic programming. I should have just chased a check rather than trying to save the world

SME (pronounced smee)

My company is flooded with SMEs who aren’t even good, let alone experts at anything

Sure, but 80% of people stopped reading after that first word because of “socialism”

Who is Steve Jobs?

Pretty easily: that’s the whole point of the concept of “reputation”

Same. Actual drug addiction (cannabis) has been far cheaper than WoW was

I sure hope so. Pretty hard to sell cars if you don’t even know where they are

“God did it to trick you” is pretty hard to disprove

There’s bread from 14,000 years ago

You use Comcast because you have 0 other choices

I use Comcast because I have 1 choice

We are not the same

1. Don’t be a dick
2. Don’t be a pussy
3. Don’t be an asshole

I use Comcast because I have one choice and it’s Comcast

I use it as a working Google and to make goofy pictures of ideas I have/tattoos I want

Replacing BMI with BMI2 is fine, but it’s doesn’t change the fact that most Americans are overweight or obese, and the tiny, tiny sliver of people who have a high BMI from weightlifting are insignificant relative to the ~70% that are just plain fat

Isn’t most of Linux open source?

Plus that whole thing where record companies got caught price-fixing CDs. And the other thing where they got caught installing rootkits from CDs

Legally, yes. In practical terms, spending $1000 to fight a lawsuit and win $50 isn’t realistic, and I’d be willing to bet T-Mobile forces arbitration anyway

Confirmation bias bias

You don’t hear about it because the two major parties both oppose them and have nothing to argue about