Did he fart?

The Onion’s first headline needs to be:

“Oh Shit! It’s ALL true!”

Reassemble the MythBusters

Both sides.

One wing is cheaper than two!

MAX profits!

Oiligarchy more precisely.

Mortgage to pay, health care insurance costs, kids tuition, …

Slaves to the systems of life.

They had Bernie and killed his chances every time.

Andrew Shultz origin story revealed

He was concerned Fat Man had diabetes.

There is no known point in time where Tucker Carlson and Bill Hicks were in the same room. Do your own math.

Im sorry you were unable to percieve the sarcasm ridiculing the legislation for its shortsightedness.

If only those affected could call for an appointment to swap to those low or no cost phones.

engagement prisons

Need to get Elon’s AI robot to master ju-jit-su and target Zuck.

Are you also cold?

Have I got news for you!

Duct tape?

Only legal for educationale, reproductioning, or ownin dem libs. (sic.)

How are they going to write a law that bans social media while allowing online school?

Sure it was a Comm satellite for the world’s tensest area, which is about to go to bigger war.

who would have ASAT capability at GEO?

how could it be launched to GEO undetected?

Times are tough without all that money from selling Easter Seal hides.