At least one person will come away from reading this post with a new sexual fetish.

I probably would have been at 5000 in my college years alone.

Yeah but it was our democracy, damn it.

Just hand it over to the apes.

Oh wait, we did.

He’s burning it to the ground to try to get Trump elected.

“Death Star Superlaser”

Woah woah woah I’m all about getting pegged but I draw the line at chores.

The 6,000 years comes from the lineage of Jesus as set down in the Bible with names and ages of those in his genetic line.

“After extensive beta testing we have decided to shelve this project. It just wasn’t working.”

How did the matter that constitutes the universe come into being? What was the single point that signifies the beginning of time? What set time in motion? Will time continue after the death of the universe?

None of it is worth trying to wrap our tiny little monkey brains around as far as I’m concerned. Go have a pint and listen to music that makes you happy.

Oh yeah, well were you there 4.5 billion years ago to see this so-called uranium 238?!?

Check mate, science!

Hacker sanctions are finally real.

Reminds me of me and my date at prom.

Definitely true in my experience. Having all sorts of problems in Librewolf and Firefox whereas Vivaldi will play the videos no problem. I found a reddit thread of others having the same experience since August.

How can we know the over-arching theme and conclusion of this paper without seeing it in it’s entirety?

Horsey dance party ensues.

They’re also sabotaging Youtube in all variants of Firefox for the past 6-8 weeks.

Now someone just needs to write an epic ballad and there’d be perfect parity between the two events.

Mr. Hands was surprised by a horse with big wood.

I like vaginas and having the opportunity to see one every now and then.