What is a horse but a short necked giraffe snd we know those aren’t real.

The whole thing is on the blockchain its a WEB 3.0 phenomenon using Quantum Computing Running on fusion power.

I used to be out of bed and in the car in 5 minutes flat, I don’t know if it because I’m old or I finally noticed I stink but now it takes an hour minimum.

What? I was taking the shortest route to save money, besides it’s a rental.

Ladies and gentlemen, our new CEO.

Nope, that is a GIF or peanut butter as the kids call it

Maybe get a spoon 10 times the size?

Nuclear power is the refining distilling and enriching of uranium into unstable isotopes and higher elements, boiling water is one small step in converting nuclear energy into electrical energy.

I would wager good money Isaac Newton was gay.

Time, my last hold out is my main gaming rig, I have it set up exactly as I want it and I don’t want to rewrite the entire thing.

Well the last good windows is dead.

Once windows 10 is dead I am full Linux, I have already begun the transition, any time I have to install a new Os it’s now fedora 40.

I’ll never understand how the price of entertainment has fallen so much that it’s practically free but Boxing/Wrestling you still have to pay ~$100 an episode??? And pay for cable.

As long as it removes French it’s worth it.

I thought this was stupid, how much space could a language pack take? Then I tried it and my system is at least %15 faster, turns out there is a bug in the dialogue disseminator preventing matriarchal ascension in the domestic power structure.

You do have to add —no-preserve-root though.

It would take twice the global output of power to overcome the light from the sun.

Relevant xkcd

Scientists: No! It’s impossible to shine a light on the moon bright enough to advertise.

….What if we made our own moon and advertise on that?

Windows should be first, Reddit second, Minecraft third, chrome fourth.

I hear they’re all made of chemicals.

Maybe don’t make power point presentations about your operational workflow and post them on the internet? Either that or every time someone other than them uses the safe word pour melted wax on there nipples.

No! Fucj you! I should have known the minute Microsoft started making you log in to use notepad windows was dead but this is unacceptable, note pad has exactly one purpose, to be as simple as possible. If I want Ai I will use any of a thousand other programs but keep my notepad sacred!

Technically you use more power if you emulate, both electrical power and processing power.