This one!

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

Did I write this

Vampira*

Now do Ticketmaster

Are we putting it on the castoreum shelf or the one with the big lump of ambergris?

Magazines cost $14 now!

REDRUM

I used to enjoy how they always use dumb photos of Leon in these articles. Now I just hate seeing his face.

Meowmonella

😏 …Is there a Mrs. Fusion?

and to different degrees at different deaths.

Was that supposed to say depths?

PLEASE SCAN YOUR MEMBERSHIP CARD

You’ve been banned from r/Pyongyang

(Don’t Fear) The Reaper in my ass

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.

Remember that guy on reddit who could tell you what any acronym stood for, even the random ones submitted by users? I wonder what he would make of this.

Looking at both flags alternating repeatedly on every shelf I would assume yes.

When I discovered this cookbook, I printed it out on regular printer paper and spent an hour or two hardcover binding it with a bookcloth spine and fancy foreign cover papers with gold foil and flocking. It looks so nice!

Then I immediately had to use it because I can manage professionally binding a shitty printout of the Sad Bastard Cookbook, but I cannot adequately feed myself. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ This cookbook is great!

Hugs from an internet stranger!