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  • tetris11@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlElvis
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    11 hours ago
    You have absolutely nothing
    <?php
       well hello there again
    ?>
    to worry about. If PHP existed
    we would have sophisticated
    <?php
      I trust that life has
      been treating you well? 
    ?>
    methods of detecting it, and
    it would pose literally no
    <?php
      Don't open the door. It's me.
    ?>
    threat to anyone.
    

  • Good friend, helped me through my parents long divorce. I moved abroad and got a bit lonely out there. Him and his then longterm gf who I was also good friends with had planned to come out and see me.

    They then split shortly before. I wanted to be friends with both of them, but if I’m honest with myself, I thought the gf had feelings for me, as her texts to me were getting very high in emoji content. I encouraged them both to come separately and my friend said that our friendship was over if his ex comes to visit me. I guess he knew me better than I knew myself.

    He didn’t visit, she did. Nothing happened but there were clearly mixed messages on my side. Lost two good friends in one go.

    Have made a few good friends since then, but I do miss him and that social circle a lot. I surprisingly haven’t learned to not take liberties in friendship circles, but I’m trying to learn.











  • You just need to break the syntax apart and look at it from the LHS and the RHS seperately.

    In layman’s terms: constantine felt boxed in by his social class which left him often at dagger-ends to the operations on his car. Unable to keep up with the constant payments, he defaulted on the loan.

    See? Easy.